Over the last few years, my musician friends and I have been compiling an extensive list of stupid band names. Some of them are, in fact, amazing. Please enjoy.
Wicked Rich
Pretty Much Protestant
The Young and The Jobless
Likable Loser
Bored and Broke
Petty kiss // dirty kiss
Rhetoric and Reality
Joyful Melancholy
Dirty Yummy
Other People's Kids
4 Band Man
Church Mom
lol I’m dead
Weekend Dad
South Mouthpiece
Tabasco Rat
Catholic Sinner
Tammy the Trash Can
Barfy Sweater
Leaky Carrots // carrot juice on the floor, first single // everything is orange , 2nd single // Where's the fucking ranch? // 1 carrot diamond (who brought carrots to a party, album name)
Plastic Goddess
Pealed Grapes
Street Candy
The Oxymorons
Methhead Actor
French Grace / American Grace
Heaven Prudes
Angel By Accident
Naked in Niece
Herding Cats
Genuinely Terrible
Second Sunday
Naked in Nettles
Dayton Drama
Cancer Scare Mercy Fuck
Spiders for Hire
Downhill Dad
Rhetoric & Reality
Socially Awkward Rambo
The Walk In Cheers
Hive mind
Mental Masturbation
Bullshit and Magic
Back room whisky Jesus
Pretty positive
Anal fallout has
Yum Yummie
Big Ole Naked Horse
Lactating Silk Sandbags
Bird Law
Capitalist Ghost
Meat Mouth
Cat Piss Salmon
Problematic Prostitute
Felon Veteran
Titty Milk
Matt and the Mannequins
Bath Salt Brothers
Naked planet
Dirty Milk
Stuff lover
Sex Map
Kentucky BamBam
Scrambled Kids
Safe Word Harder
Dinner with the Rothschilds
Black Lizard and the Baby Eaters
Baby Horse Demons
Vaseline Dreams
Prison Wallet / Prison Purse
Balloon Knot
Facts and Shit
The Rats Must Live
Holy Basement
Wobrds and Shit
Fake News
Weed Coma
Local Rebels
Colonels PTSD
Mother Shannon
Tiny Butt
Lawyers For Voyeurs (We’re looking out for you) *
Finger Tight Only
Quiet Courage
Meth gators
Meth neighbors
Molotov Compassion
The Lonely Weirdos
Monday Night Strippers
Sex Throphys
Coconut Balloonknot
Rooftop Robot
Goggle Dachshund
Bargain Basement Jesus
Noodle Fruit
Docking With Docs
Blasted Master
Sausage and Bad Decisions
Butt Plug Polite
Dad is that you?
Candy Crutch
BEANS Oup
Sharpest Spoon.
Midnight Moonpie
Trucker Hat Catastrophe
FlemMingo Unchained
Proper Dayton Stompdown
Low Rent Brad Pitt
She lives with kids
No Sex In The Basement
Pudding Patrol
Food Snob Blowjob
Harvard Carrots
Coconut Foam
I Love You, Shutup *
Hello Mistake
Foyer Dolphin
Trailer Park Ballad
Bare Funeral
Cranberry Crinkle
Party Hat Puke Bag
Peasants Have More Fun
Murder Wedding
The Fake Doug Lane
Struggle Cuddle
Punk Rock Monkey Cock
Dick Gypsy
Saxing and Driving
Mashed Potitties
Germs on Germans
German Germs
Laser Tuna
Roadkill Helicopter
The World’s Happiest Dumpster Fire
Yeet For Distance
Garage Juice
Horse Knuckle
Jack Off All Trades
Cobra Bryant
Spider Magic
Lunchmeat Barracuda
Forever Piglet
Tempura Dick
Scrotal Justice
Shawn BanJovi
Inadvertent hero’s
Masturbating Drummer Baby Arms
Kissing Cousins
Rage Room
Surprise Communism
Casa Guilt
Re-Dick 2 Quit
Asbestos Codpiece
Best Piece of Shit Ever
T-shirt Culture (Indianapolis)
Stoney Jackson
Skid Mark Of The Beast
Winona Ryder Die
Spring Loaded Murder Machines
Ball Tassles
Chewy Limerick
Hail Satin
Satin Rules
Babies College Fund
Friendship Cigarettes
Gerber Poppycock
Diet Satan
Arrest Killer Cops
Gutter Slut Franchise
Cold Cuts Hot Sluts
Voluntary Losers
Are we Done?
A Falling Knife Has No Handle
My nature ballsack
Embastarder
Violent Grape
Dickless Dude
They Sleep
Spank Bank Ambassadors
Dutch Rudder Troubadours
Dick Diaper
Butch Tissues
Trout Mouth
Kill The Winner ft. Rihanna
Tapered Train
You’re the one who gave it to me
Stonks and Blondes
Shark Shaped Paper Weight
Chris Brown’s Fist
War Paint and Circle Tits
Slug Orgy
Spider Magic
Ghonasyphahepalaids
MSGesus
Freak On A Lease
Peasants Protecting Wealth
My 67lb Cabbage
Savy Savage
Old Circles Circles
Sisyphean Hell
Verbal Dessert
One Inch For Jesus
Doctors Office Cock
Nissan Jesus
Banana Brothers
Two Pump Practice
Call out Culture
Bat Cat
Young Lady (Lady Young)
Lady Tongue
Mate Blacke
Stage Alien
Lickity Split and The Hooker Spits
Tommy Knockers
HotKnife Hash
Second Hand Cruelty
Kitchen Conniption
Canadian Milk Bags
50 Homeless Snakes
Walmart Rejects
Spice Fist
Justice Boner
Gentile Dogs
Waffle Lover
The Four Corners of Appalachia
Rockem Soccam’s Razor
Sin and Urine
Brisket Ballistic
Walking Dicks
The lead singer of my dick died
The life of a lighter
Soul stirrers
Friends Of the Road
Waffle Flies
Harmonica Face
Feisty Leo
Non Sex Butts
Hammered Shitz
Rich Person Meth
Stale Pepsi Piss
Filet of Fist
Feet Fingers
One Single Titty
Don’t Scare The Fat Kid
5/4ths Retarded
Room of Repentance
Grapefruit Woman
All Over But The Crying
Spit In My Mouth
Marilyn Hanson *
Meth Blowjobs
Secret Seaweed
Take Me To Heaven Gregg
The Dayton Titty Fucker
Holy Clit
Thought Murder
Thought Puss
Handjob Demon
tits and machetes
Scrotal Recall
Everything But The Dick
Commie Comet
Fecal Fog
Vibrator with a Brain
Blood Steam
A Gentle Pounding
A Minor Fingering
Healthy Hippy
Lucky In The Pit Department
Sun Drunk
Crotch Eagle
Ass Wagon
Thunder Snuggle
Fueled By Karen
Stinky Sketti
Liquor Leeches
The Buttery Males
Manhunt Boyfriend
Tucker’s Titties
Ughs and The Cavemen
Super Duper Missile
Feed The Rats
Monk Fire
Johnny’s Knee
One Armed Snowman
The Demon of Lockingrin
Beast Flute
Bobby Had a Kid
Orange Slut
Slut for Oranges
60 year old colon
Crock Top Jesus
Crockpot Jesus
Lot Lizard
I just want to do
Trick with Rick
Goddamn Bible
Shoulder Striker
Molested By Mosquitos
Midnight Memeory
Urethra Franklin and Tract Infections
Friday Night Murder
Dreadlocks Dogs and Drugs
Game of Tallies
Bednotch Babes (Girl Group)
Bednotch Bears (Gay Men Group)
Kisses for Opiates
Bitter Bitches
Fuck for Justice
Different Dave
Ruts and Sluts
Buster Hymen and The Rut Sluts
The Rut Sluts
Stripper Corn
Brown Water Vodka Bar
Belmont Double
Slim Tea Daddy
Stardust Hooker Queens
Human CornFish
Unicorn Fish
Mug of Sludge
Quintessential Octopus
Wealthy Hippy
Submarine vs. Sharks
My Recent Favorite Cheese
Bipolar Jacket
Quantum Quiff
Rich Dicks
Trials and Tribulations of a Whisky Bastard
Brother Fucker
Sister Fister
Mister Mister
Stuffy Transgender Cunt
Ham Fist
Kicking Ass For The Lord
Rural Wolf Rivalry
Discount Wookie
Closest Fragility
Joesph Peski
Nips and the Nethers
Slim Daddy ft Bathsquetti
Slim Timmy ft. Death Row Meatloaf
Corralling Cats
Hairyolas
Uncle Daddy
Cousin Orgies
Cousin Fucker
Floor Beers and Floor Mats
Asian Flush
Senór Lizard
Bread Fart
One inch man
Cries Ohio river
Handful of Chads
Ashley and the Woo-Girls
The Geomatrees
Crispy Nipples
Promotion Through Demotion
Weapon Cock
Blister Dick
Space Strippers
Manatee Insanity
Megalomaniacals
Residual Peanuts
Eli Whitney and the Cotton GymsGyms
Cotton Gym
Jews4Jesus
Smell the Dignity
I like to see what happens when you go deeper
Fancy Bacon
Cougars of Idaho p
Welcome to Therapy
Day Drinkers Hot Tubbers
I don’t lick other peoples kids
Photonic Sneeze
First Date Bathroom Masturbate
Zack “Ham Smuggler” Sliver
What were you doing
with Paul Michael Glazer?
“Veterans Cumming Together”
Black Eye Beauty Queen
John dildo
Songworthy PP
Hot Lips Cold Butts
Living Long John’s
Jew Ghost
Racially Ambiguous Cousins
SploJay
Consensual Cat Sex
pocket pussy robot
Tits and Machetes
Anthony Ipley
Fonzarelli and the Fuck Off’s
Butt Plug Benders
Boofing Oyster Cult
Grandfather Donk
Slutty Gollum
Al Fucks
Scalping Van Haleno
Circle of Suck
Bad allergies and ol
Gold Star Lesbian
Saved Up Cum
Creamed Corn Surprise
Fat Jadie
Bra Twice Kill
Dehydrated Stripper
Stockholm Syphilis Stars
Take Your Fuck Doll To Dinner
B Arthur Killed My Father
Plaid Equals Glad
Look Out For Plaid
Dick Dentist
Dick Mullet and the Firey Scrodums
Dick mullet (first album : the party’s out back)
Dirty Ketchup
Michigan’s Clit
Retards on Bath Salts
Lizards and Wizards
Gooch Taint
Fat Girl From All That
Jesus Bitch
Suck Chug
Recipe for Riot
Young Broke Servers
Child Casino
Nut Tuggin and The Butt Chuggers
Raven at the door
Hearts beneath the floorboard
Taiwan Rockslide
Brakes on a Plane
Free Laps
Bone Thugs and Arbys
Limp Brizkit
Smoking Rope
CrockPot Condom
Hawaiian Goat Sausage
Geographic Hipsters
Manifest Death
Freddies Fuckery
Bacon Bigot
Butt Rona
Ben Affleck and The Wandering Gaze
We’ll Never Get Out Of Dallas
Rona Loaves
Majestic Mud Marauders
The Sexy Violin
Wise Dear Wise King
Ethical Cyborg
Turtle Men and the Lobster Dudes
Wrinkled Lips with a Golden Voice
Butthole BoogieBoarders
Clitterati
Bulletproof Kimono
Spider Meat
Pumpernickel and the Loose Coins
Raspberry Grenade
Meat Wheeler
Saber Tooth Liars
Venture Communists
The Chili Rims
Sexually Racist
Naked Lunch
$6000 Woopsie Doodle
Sasquatch Morpheus
The Warmth of Other Cheeks
Crust Patch
The Bull-Whips and Battle Axes
Toe Socks and Flip Flops
Cat Jacket
Ladder Whacker
Sitting alone in my own Pew
Soufflé of Mud
Lube Up That Quaker
Soaking Party
Grave Butter
Dying In The Sausage
Liquor Bucket
Ghost Dicks
My ex was so hot the one that hit me
Stepdaddy Joe
The Broccoli Debauchery
High Horse, Low Goat
Back of House Beautiful
Dirt Waffles
Anus Clean Us
Caretaker of the Trap House
I don’t adore Fat Nicole
Elect me and I’ll give you a side quest
Giant cigarette burns in the sky
Roach Prison
Quick, Pistol Whip That Baby
Hibachi Debauchery
The David Allen Coe Of Chinese Food
Accusatory Fruit
The Prolapse of Bats
Big Ol’ Penis Witching Hour
Poodle Dependent
Truck Stop Divorce Lawyer
Blood Filled Meat Suit
Steak and 69
Sharpe Neck
Steely Band Cover Dan
Nathanial Whiskerbiscuit and Noodles Jefferson
Discount Stallion
Flaccid Reminder
Dinglehopper Doppelgänger
River Puss
Labial Origami
St. Labia
Tuba EDM
Fanny Pack Panty Facts
Lemon Scented Skunk Grundle
Blister Titties
Spooky Judas and the Betrayal Babies
Goat Death Booty Model
Lip Filler Tongue Splitter
Humble and Handsome
John Romantics and the Old Man Dick
One Inch Too Tight
White Bangs (Hair) Season
Burst them Hertz
First Chair Mouth Flute
A day to forget
Secret Pee Guy
Jerking Your Weenus
Tax Evader
Never Thought I’d be a Tax Write Off
Surprise Lettuce
Dick Jiggle
Sergeant Spigot and the 30 Foot Hose
Part Time Clown
Drive-by Kazoo
Post Enema Compost
The Chunky Monkey Bunk Club
Authentistic
Tortalingus
Brisquik
Semi Autumn Attic
Gentile Lentil
Peter Bundt Pan
RoboCop A Feel
Organic Harm
Adult Banana
Geena Davis Ate My Homework
Holdie Gawn
Buttermilk Blackbelt
Death Dimple
Hey Siri
Sample Size Sasquatch
Whore Knee
Dragon Ass
Oral Choral
David Cop A Feel
Chris Ben What the fuck
Secondhand Shit Stain
Hospice Blue
Drive By Therapy
Truck stop Chipmunk
West Nebraska Watermelon Farmers
Backyardigans
Kissin’ Tonya
I’m In No Condition To Receive Pizza
Sensuous Up
Word Stool
The Burps Organic
Toad Dicks, Seriously
The Horseless Headmen
Sicilian Wedding Soup
Sign My Dick
Sex Machine Solar Panel
Drop Doofus
Chixy Dicks
Gear Uncle
Adam and the Ankle Grabbers
That’s Not My Finger
Clean Vegas
Heroes with Brown Pinkies *A Tribute Band
Prison Purse Pioneers
Stephen Covell and the Loose Pickups
Persistent Bastard
Detective Lobster
Scattering Scorplings
That Lady that Keeps Calling a Rimshot a Rimjob
Violence Against Breadsticks
Street Kitties
Spoiled By Dick
Hoggin’ All The Spaniels
The Mighty Mighty Meat Sweats
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
He Said It’d Be Silly, If we had Thumb Chili
Lies My Teacher Told Me
Thumb Chili
Blitzkrieg That Ass
Blitzkrieg Dad Ass
San Francisco Robot Cops
Crucial Screws
Radio Priest
Aftsight
Fat Old Fupa
The Drunken Santa’s
Fuck Tom Jones
Donny Baker and the Pork Pistols
Swear to State Law
Vasectomy Safe
The Aurtistics
Gentle Tormenters
Parttime CFO
Hemorrhoid Rage
Cocks Versus The Patriarchy
The Doom Tube