“Stephen is one of the most creative and talented people I’ve ever met. Which is why I sleep with him.”
— Girlfriend
“If he spent half as much time working as he did playing make believe and being self-obsessed, I’d have fired him less.”
— Ex-Boss
“No, we haven’t a clue why he joined.”
— The Army
“Kind, courteous, even-keeled, these are all ways I’d describe Stephen to anyone who has never met him.”
— Anonymous Friend
“You name it, he’s done it: worked retail, performed improv comedy for tens of people, dropped out of college, written numerous self-published essays. Stephen is a true renaissance man, in the sense that his skills may have actually been useful during the Renaissance. ”
